Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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