Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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