Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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