Betty ford says i'm here all night
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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