make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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