I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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