Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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