Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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