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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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