ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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