They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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