so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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