Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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