Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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