Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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