Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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