Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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