Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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