That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Randomize
