We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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