do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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