My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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