I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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