Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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