Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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