Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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