his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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