the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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