Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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