have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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