forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Randomize
