Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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