But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
This girl is more easily done than said...
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
