he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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