The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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