Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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