Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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