So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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