how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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