that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
