fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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