Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Just high enough for therapy.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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