Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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