God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
His nipple licking is glorious
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