Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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