I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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