I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Randomize
