I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I AM VODKA MAN
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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