when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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