I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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